{3706}{3784}Win a trip for 12|to anywhere in the free world,
{3786}{3879}or win a working oil well|and have money flowing in for years.
{3881}{3969}That's the grand prize|in Dial Soap's big contest.
{3971}{4046}Write a two line jingle starting,|"I'm glad I use Dial..."
{4048}{4101}The last word in|both lines must rhyme.
{4103}{4182}For example: "I'm glad I use Dial..."
{4211}{4317}How hard is it to put it|across the plate? You idiot.
{4318}{4379}There once was a time,|believe it or not,
{4381}{4453}when skill and a|reasonable amount of luck
{4455}{4538}could actually feed a family of 12.
{4540}{4618}Come on! Strike 'em out,|you dog-faced bastard! Play ball!
{4620}{4671}Contesting, if you haven't heard of it,
{4673}{4769}was a lucrative way for overworked|housewives to use their underused wits.
{4803}{4890}It wasn't that I was any more gifted|than your average contester,
{4892}{4939}I was simply more determined.
{4941}{5022}I was so prolific, in fact,|that I borrowed my children's names
{5024}{5072}so I could submit|more than one entry.
{5074}{5152}This was a perfectly legal tactic|in the contesting world,
{5154}{5249}and as far as I could see, one of|the advantages of having so many kids.
{5363}{5478}My creative output usually|corresponded directly to our needs.
{5480}{5548}- Hey, Mom. The toaster's broke.|- Broken.
{5550}{5608}All right. Hold on.
{5642}{5694}"Kraft's Parkay|won't tear fresh bread.
{5696}{5767}Even ice cold,|it will smoothly spread."
{5894}{5954}- Here you go, honey.|- Thanks, Mom.
{5976}{6058}Small household adversities|were my steady inspiration.
{6060}{6134}But whenever fate handed|one of my kids an unfair blow,
{6136}{6206}it would set my muse on fire.
{6363}{6397}- Mom.|- What, honey?
{6398}{6445}The landlord's here.
{6446}{6509}Oh, hello, Mr. Stubbs.|Come on in.
{6611}{6663}- Dad!|- Hey, Dad!
{6819}{6877}Dad, we're being evicted!
{6878}{6950}- Come on, let me out.|- Dad!
{6951}{7011}- We're being evicted.|- Oh, yeah?
{7013}{7072}The landlord came by.|He wants the house back.
{7074}{7117}His daughter's getting married.
{7119}{7169}- How long do we have?|- Three weeks.
{7182}{7260}- What are we gonna do?|- Don't you worry, sweetheart.
{7262}{7317}Mom always figures something out.
{7319}{7381}- Do you know the capital of Alaska?|- No.
{7383}{7459}- Juneau... get it?|- Oh, yeah. Good one.
{7490}{7557}- Hello, Mother.|- Hello, Dad. I suppose you heard?
{7558}{7635}Yep. Can't seem|to catch a break, can we?
{7672}{7732}Here, I brought you something.
{7734}{7806}- Thank you.|- Don't choke up so much on the bat.
{7808}{7860}- All right, Dad.|- Attaboy.
{8458}{8520}Mom! The men are here to kick us out!
{8685}{8715}May I help you?
{8750}{8801}- Mrs. Ryan?|- Yes.
{8803}{8842}Is your son, Dick, here?
{8870}{8928}This is Dick.|What is this about?
{8930}{8975}Congratulations, son.
{8977}{9036}- You've just won $5,000.|- I did?
{9038}{9102}I'm Mr. Forrest,|this is Mr. Bravey and Mr. Kramer
{9104}{9150}of the Western Auto Supply Company.
{9152}{9220}Out of 65,000 entries|in our national bike contest,
{9222}{9261}you have won the grand prize.
{9262}{9334}- Oh, my goodness.|- And that's not all.
{9336}{9394}You've won a brand new|Western Flyer bicycle
{9396}{9445}and a Westinghouse washer and dryer.
{9446}{9508}- A washing machine? Oh, my Lord.|- That's right.
{9540}{9583}Are you all right?
{9585}{9667}I just have to sit down|and have myself a happy cry.
{9707}{9750}I love that bike.
{9752}{9822}Dad! We won!
{9870}{9929}We won $5,000!
{9930}{9997}- No kidding.|- Isn't it marvelous?
{9998}{10073}- It's awesome!|- I told you everything would be OK.
{10074}{10142}Congratulations, Kelly.|You got quite a wife there.
{10144}{10183}Yep, looks like she got lucky.
{10185}{10254}Mom says she's gonna put|the money down on a new house.
{10255}{10314}- Yeah?|- Looks like you got lucky.
{10315}{10406}Oh, now, Kelly was all set to do it,|I just beat him to the punch.
{10426}{10461}Alrighty.
{10463}{10561}Just need you to sign Dick's check over|to Defiance Home Saving and Loan.
{10563}{10610}- Does it matter which of us?|- No.
{10611}{10658}Whoever is over 21.
{10659}{10731}Although, you don't look|a day over 19, Mrs. Ryan.
{10733}{10809}Well, in that case, I'd better sign it.
{11006}{11043}Here you go.
{11050}{11089}Okey-doke.
{11106}{11163}And, now the mortgage papers...
{11165}{11217}You need both our signatures, correct?
{11219}{11261}Some married couples do that.
{11263}{11319}But it's really not necessary.
{11321}{11402}And, after all, I'm the guy|who has to pay the mortgage,
{11404}{11458}seems I'm the only one|who needs to sign it.
{11460}{11521}And since the bank account's|under my name...
{11523}{11566}Sure, that's how most folks do it.
{11568}{11626}Well, that seems right to me.
{11644}{11699}Well, I guess it's all on me then.
{11701}{11754}Unless Mother here wants to start...
{11784}{11869}...punching in at the shop.|- Only if you'll do the ironing.
{11903}{11956}We just need|your John Hancock there.
{12006}{12046}Ryan.
{12080}{12152}Well, congratulations, Mr. Ryan.
{12164}{12213}You are a homeowner, sir.
{12214}{12251}Thank you.
{12406}{12462}All right, watch that curb.
{12670}{12717}- Good, yes.|- Oh, my goodness.
{12719}{12751}Is that what I won?
{12753}{12825}- Yes, ma'am.|- They're just beautiful.
{12827}{12865}- Watch out.|- Excuse me, sir.
{12867}{12909}Dad, can you believe it?
{12911}{12973}No more boiling diapers|on top of the stove.
{12974}{13060}Yep, gonna miss it.|It made a nice soup.
{13062}{13095}The cost of modern living.
{13097}{13142}Sir, we're looking for Mrs. E. Ryan.
{13144}{13207}- There.|- Oh, hello. I'm up here.
{13209}{13253}This is your new home freezer.
{13254}{13292}Mikey, honey, get down.
{13294}{13338}"Ask any Eskimo and they'll say,
{13340}{13402}frozen keeps|the freshness in every day."
{13404}{13498}My gosh. I forgot all about that one.|When it rains, it pours.
{13499}{13531}Down.
{13533}{13563}Well, bring it on in.
{13590}{13620}How's it going, Pop?
{13622}{13690}Don't make your old man|carry this couch.
{13720}{13757}Come on.
{13829}{13919}OK, on the count of three.|One, two, three.
{13921}{13986}Tuff, keep that cat out of the house.
{14094}{14145}What are you doing?
{14162}{14192}Here.
{14210}{14263}A little bit of this?
{14275}{14304}Good?
{14424}{14522}Dad, isn't this the biggest freezer|you ever seen in your life?
{14524}{14570}It's like the ones in restaurants.
{14571}{14649}The deliveryman told me|it would hold two sides of beef.
{14650}{14695}Seems like overkill to me.
{14721}{14810}Besides, it's dangerous.|A kid could fall in there and suffocate.
{14812}{14911}- No, we won't.|- I don't want to say I told you so.
{14913}{14970}- I'd like to keep it.|- What the heck for?
{14972}{15033}Do you know how much|electricity this will eat?
{15035}{15093}It inspires me.|It's something to be filled.
{15094}{15123}Good luck with that.
{15125}{15192}Even Howard Hughes|couldn't fill that thing.
{15194}{15241}We got plenty in it already.
{15288}{15365}- Only dishes, but something's in there.|- Yeah.
{15366}{15426}That'll take up|some of the room, at least.
{15515}{15566}The Red Sox, three,|Cleveland, two.
{15568}{15627}- The Indians have one last out.|- God's sakes!
{15629}{15696}Bunch of bums, is what you are.
{15698}{15780}- Bunch of bums.|- The bases are loaded.
{15782}{15857}Writing a winning entry not only|requires a modicum of wit,
{15859}{15945}it also requires careful product focus.
{15946}{16042}Notice I have not one,|but two brand names I need to use.
{16044}{16094}You want to know|where this is headed?
{16096}{16156}Niagara Falls, straight down.
{16158}{16211}Here's what I have so far.
{16213}{16265}"Wide selections, priced to please her.
{16267}{16333}Scads of Seabrook's in their freezer.
{16334}{16389}Warmth that scorns the impersonal trend,
{16390}{16464}stamps Big Chief|as the housewife's friend."
{16490}{16558}Mom, I left my|spelling book in the kitchen.
{16593}{16631}All right, honey.
{16668}{16729}- Strike two.|- God damn it.
{16731}{16776}- Where is it?|- What's the matter?
{16778}{16816}Take the bat off your shoulder.
{16818}{16889}- Who's ahead?|- The Red Sox.
{16917}{16950}All right.
{16952}{17016}Come on, you moron. Hit the ball!
{17018}{17116}...gets the sign... on third...
{17118}{17156}...here's the pitch...
{17158}{17208}Cold! Strike three.
{17210}{17300}God damn it to holy fucking hell!
{17302}{17372}You're killing us, you stupid bastard!
{17374}{17419}Hey, shut up over there!
{17459}{17483}You shut up!
{17485}{17548}This is a family neighborhood.|Clean your mouth.
{17550}{17630}I'll clean you up!|Who are you, the Pope?
{17632}{17698}Oh, for crying out loud.|I can't believe we got...
{17722}{17797}Goddamn piece of shit!
{17842}{17887}Where you trying to go with that?
{17889}{17955}This goddamn thing is too big|for this goddamn house!
{17957}{18031}You're gonna hurt your back.|Why not wait until morning?
{18033}{18114}I want this goddamn thing|out of the house right now!
{18116}{18187}I want it out!
{18189}{18274}- I never wanted it!|- All right, I'll see what I can do.
{18641}{18700}You'll enjoy...
{18713}{18789}The clean, tangy taste of Dr. Pepper.
{18833}{18877}- Nice try.|- Sorry, Mrs. Bidlack.
{18892}{18932}Watch it.
{18974}{19048}Maybe we should talk on the radio.
{19287}{19355}Indians.|I can't believe the Indians...
{19357}{19407}Problem is they got no clean-up batter.
{19409}{19473}- Clean up what?|- Half the team's in a slump.
{19474}{19534}Best move to make|is get rid of that manager.
{19536}{19601}You can't blame him.|Pitching, I'm telling you...
{19602}{19680}- What a world.|- Yeah. There's always...
{19682}{19750}- We're gonna take off now.|- Take it easy.
{19752}{19817}Hey, thanks, Tim.
{19894}{19943}He won't give you anymore trouble.
{19945}{20000}Best thing to do|is let him sleep it off.
{20096}{20149}Hey, Dick, how's the pitching arm?
{20150}{20198}Going for a no-hitter next season?
{20200}{20249}- You bet.|- Go get 'em, kiddo.
{20438}{20499}Here you go. I made this for you.
{20501}{20549}Thank you, Dad.
{20614}{20646}I'm tired.
{20648}{20700}Your pajamas are on the bed.
{20702}{20731}Thank you.
{20942}{20978}Mom?
{20980}{21031}Father McCague's here.
{21118}{21173}I don't think that you need to worry.
{21175}{21249}I'm sure that he's learned his lesson.
{21251}{21320}This has been going on|for a very long time.
{21322}{21419}Every night he drinks|a six pack and a pint of whiskey.
{21421}{21485}By the end of the week|nothing's left of his check.
{21486}{21529}It's all gone to the liquor store.
{21531}{21581}Kelly has a big family to take care of.
{21583}{21685}I'm sure he's carrying around|the weight of the world.
{21728}{21813}But the more he drinks,|the less he's able to pay the bills,
{21814}{21866}which is one reason he's so unhappy.
{21868}{21916}But it's up to you, you see,
{21918}{22009}- to make him a good home.|- But I do.
{22025}{22095}Well, you'll have|to try a little harder.
{22158}{22266}No one says that life is easy.
{22414}{22463}Thank you for coming by, Father.
{22522}{22587}Yes, indeed.
{22829}{22922}Are you being obedient|and saying all your prayers?
{22923}{22963}Yes, Father.
{22977}{23067}Good boy. I'll see you in church.
{23178}{23256}His breath smells like Dad's.
{23258}{23352}Well, maybe that's why Father|likes to use so much incense.
{23413}{23470}All right, kids.
{23472}{23548}Let's go to bed.|I'm tired of this day.
{23550}{23575}I need a new one.
{23575}{23591}I need a new one.
{23593}{23645}If I may pause|in the story for a moment,
{23646}{23709}I'd like to briefly explain my marriage.
{23736}{23837}As a young scribe, I was a resident wit|for the Sherwood Weekly Chronicle.
{23838}{23899}Queen Elizabeth|invented ladies' stockings.
{23901}{23980}Since her time,|they've covered a multitude of shins.
{23982}{24036}Evelyn, that's top-notch.
{24038}{24096}I had potential, as they say.
{24117}{24200}I was also in sore need of adventure.
{24202}{24277}And Kelly Ryan was loads of fun.
{24617}{24676}He loved music|as much as I loved words.
{24678}{24761}And we were just the perfect match.
{25045}{25172}Then one night, Kelly's career|as a crooner came to a terrible end.
{25292}{25368}And so, our life in Defiance began...
{25422}{25496}...where my husband joined|the ranks of ordinary men.
{25658}{25725}So if he seems unhelpful at times
{25726}{25773}or selfish or mean,
{25793}{25869}please remember|that he lost his voice,
{25883}{25927}while I kept mine.
{26009}{26042}Here you go, Dick.
{26044}{26102}There's a soldier on this glass,|look at that.
{26104}{26146}Who's winning the battle?
{26261}{26297}Drink your milk, baby.
{26299}{26358}Morning, Mother. Morning, kids.
{26360}{26400}Morning, Dad.
{26402}{26498}What do you say I fix|everyone some pancakes?
{26500}{26586}You can't. We're out of milk.|I need some money, by the way.
{26623}{26677}How about coffee?|You guys are old enough.
{26679}{26733}- No, thanks.|- No.
{26821}{26881}Who the heck did this?|One of you kids?
{26883}{26925}You did, Daddy.
{26927}{27016}No, siree. I think it was...
{27018}{27044}...you.
{27063}{27115}No, I did not.
{27153}{27179}Yeah.
{27181}{27276}Well, you can't sell it now.|Looks like we're stuck with it.
{27278}{27330}It seems like we are.
{27332}{27372}How about I take up hunting,
{27374}{27424}fill that thing full of duck and deer?
{27426}{27466}No, Daddy!
{27468}{27523}You don't like that idea, OK.
{27525}{27573}Well, how about I just go shoot
{27575}{27644}some squirrels|and little bunny rabbits?
{27646}{27717}How about you don't spend|so much at the liquor store.
{27954}{27991}Tell you what.
{28014}{28079}Every night, when I come home,
{28098}{28159}I'll bring something|from the grocery store.
{28161}{28262}I'm gonna fill that to the very top,|even if it takes me a year.
{28289}{28380}- What do you think of that?|- I think that's a wonderful idea.
{28442}{28501}I gotta go to work|so I can bring home the bacon.
{28503}{28589}- And a porterhouse steak.|- Hey, I'm not kidding.
{28591}{28639}You just watch your old man.
{28641}{28691}I need money for the milkman.
{28928}{28968}That's not enough.
{28982}{29022}That's all I have.
{29071}{29104}OK.
{29125}{29160}Bye, kids.
{29209}{29249}Bye.
{29297}{29369}How's Dad gonna fill the freezer|when he can't pay for milk?
{29371}{29428}I have no idea, honey.
{29442}{29494}But at least he has a goal.
{29506}{29507}Now the moment is here
{29507}{29552}Now the moment is here
{29554}{29613}when Queen for A Day|makes your wish come true.
{29614}{29670}We're going to|the Everson-Jennings company
{29672}{29743}and order one of their sturdy,|folding wheelchairs.
{29745}{29779}There's a sample.
{29781}{29831}- Mommy.|- Yes, honey?
{29872}{29959}Davey messed his diaper|and I tried to change him.
{29961}{30019}Oh, show me.
{30098}{30148}Oh, Barbie.
{30150}{30243}The trick is to hold the baby's legs up|while you take the diaper off.
{30245}{30327}- I got it on my hands.|- I know you did, sweetheart.
{30329}{30389}OK, now, here we go. Follow me.
{30391}{30467}All right, don't touch anything.|Come on, Betsy, you too.
{30469}{30551}Let's wash your hands.|Yeah. Come on, come on.
{30553}{30595}All right, everybody. Come on.
{30652}{30717}OK, put your hands under the faucet.
{30842}{30930}- Milk delivery!|- Just a minute, I'll be right there.
{30961}{31014}Come on. I've got deliveries to make.
{31031}{31065}Just a minute, please.
{31153}{31221}- I'm leaving.|- No, you aren't.
{31270}{31317}I'm on my way.
{31380}{31467}OK, girls. Stay in the kitchen|till I can clean this up.
{31570}{31626}You know that I got a schedule to keep.
{31628}{31691}I know you do, Ray.|What a life you lead.
{31693}{31752}- Three dollars.|- I'm a little short this week.
{31754}{31781}Can I owe you?
{31783}{31847}I got three other families|on credit this week.
{31849}{31918}- You know I'm always good for it.|- I'm not a bank.
{31920}{31974}You could start charging interest.
{31976}{32018}Don't get smart with me.
{32020}{32078}- Smart people know their budget.|- Right.
{32080}{32140}That's why I don't have|a problem paying bills.
{32142}{32189}Hello, vernon.|Anything for me today?
{32191}{32267}You want something in life,|you got to pay for it.
{32269}{32312}- Here you go.|- Thank you.
{32314}{32342}Hey, Ray.
{32344}{32383}Oh, hold on.
{32426}{32477}How do you like that?
{32478}{32556}I won two dollars in the poetry|contest for The Toledo Blade.
{32558}{32582}There you go.
{32756}{32798}There he goes.
{32842}{32907}Yeah. You want the money?
{32920}{32991}I'm sorry I made such a mess, Mommy.
{33021}{33078}Well, actually, honey,
{33080}{33147}if I had gotten|the door any sooner,
{33149}{33233}then the milkman would have|left before the mailman arrived,
{33235}{33312}and we wouldn't have had|any milk for our dinner tonight.
{33314}{33362}So, there you go.
{33364}{33407}It was all meant to be.
{33558}{33666}This is what happens to one's literary|efforts once placed in the mailbox.
{33740}{33841}For the big contests, they go sailing|off to New York City to be judged.
{33842}{33935}The average count|is a million and a half entries.
{33937}{34017}A million and a half. Imagine that!
{34055}{34174}Each entry is first checked to make sure|it's accompanied by proof of purchase.
{34176}{34243}You don't pay, you don't play.
{34245}{34288}Next they go to the juniorjudges.
{34290}{34333}College English majors, mind you,
{34334}{34394}who are instructed|to eliminate the trite,
{34395}{34479}the obvious and the inept. Oh, dear.
{34481}{34559}And so, the final judging begins.
{34561}{34636}Every syllable of every word|is scrutinized and analyzed,
{34638}{34719}the merits of each debated|until a few of the worthiest remain.
{34721}{34810}The ballots are cast,|the points are added up
{34812}{34888}and the grand prize winner is declared.
{35103}{35162}Oh, my gosh!
{35163}{35259}- Mommy won a shopping spree!|- Oh, yeah?
{35261}{35306}They time her as she runs in the store.
{35308}{35399}She can get whatever she wants.|She's gonna get us a bunch of candy...
{35401}{35484}And fancy nuts.|I'm gonna eat a cashew.
{35503}{35545}Can you believe it?
{35546}{35587}That's terrific, Mother.
{35589}{35645}Now, I only get|ten minutes and one cart,
{35646}{35723}so what I did was, I walked|to the market to plot my strategy.
{35725}{35808}- Wait till you hear this.|- The carts are smaller than at the A&P.
{35810}{35889}- Mom talked to the butcher.|- He's gonna wrap up bacon and ribs.
{35891}{35991}- I can build up the cart that way.|- Sounds pretty clever.
{35993}{36081}I asked him to set aside a prime rib,|a chateaubriand, what do you think?
{36083}{36148}- We each get our own filet mignon.|- Absolutely.
{36150}{36197}Tuff, honey, would you set the table?
{36199}{36270}I had filet mignon once.|It ain't that great.
{36272}{36321}When have you started saying "ain't"?
{36323}{36391}Get off your high horse.|It's a perfectly good word.
{36428}{36498}- Here.|- Oh, thank you.
{36513}{36572}This is perfect.|I was gonna put on fish sticks,
{36574}{36622}but now I can make sloppy joes.
{36644}{36685}Might as well cook it up now.
{36686}{36780}Looks like hamburger's not gonna be|good enough for this family anymore.
{36782}{36852}Oh, of course it is.|Itjust won't be the only thing we know.
{36854}{36924}I asked the kids to make a list|of what they want me to grab.
{36926}{37020}- What would you like?|- Don't waste any space on me.
{37022}{37112}Oh, now stop. Think.|What have you always wanted to try?
{37114}{37160}- I don't know.|- Sure you do.
{37242}{37297}Shrimp cocktail.
{37298}{37380}The kind they have in those little jars.
{37382}{37472}I like the way they look,|kind of elegant.
{37489}{37539}I always wanted one of those.
{37541}{37589}You shall have it.
{37675}{37714}Thank you, Mother.
{37831}{37878}Proud of the old lady.
{38266}{38324}- But I think you should...|- Oh, no.
{38455}{38495}Are all these kids yours?
{38526}{38595}- Hi, Mom.|- Yes. If it's all right,
{38597}{38677}they were going to call out the time|so I could stay on schedule.
{38679}{38741}Oh, I don't know.
{38774}{38822}I don't see any problem with that.
{38864}{38949}And any help you happen|to give Mrs. Ryan in filling her cart
{38950}{38990}won't be seen by me.
{39041}{39093}So, then, are you ready?
{39094}{39126}Hold on.
{39498}{39584}- Didn't like the way that sounded.|- Thank you.
{39639}{39671}All set?
{39722}{39756}Go!
{39856}{39923}Go! Faster!
{39925}{39965}- I think we should split up.|- OK.
{39967}{40048}I'll take the frozen section,|you take the European food aisle.
{40050}{40121}- What do you want, hon?|- Oh, caviar, expensive things.
{40123}{40172}The good stuff, not the ordinary.
{40174}{40210}Gotcha.
{40212}{40248}Marge, go!
{40426}{40498}Seven minutes to go!
{40886}{40943}Three minutes. Come on!
{41269}{41318}One minute left!
{41370}{41437}I got you some goose pate.|You ever had that?
{41438}{41492}- No.|- Let me know what it's like.
{41494}{41563}I got all the after-dinner mints,|the Swiss chocolate,
{41565}{41640}two bags of English toffees|and a couple bags of coffee mints.
{41642}{41702}Grab and move on. Where to?
{41704}{41745}- Produce!|- What for?
{41746}{41803}Exotic, anything grown|in a foreign country.
{41805}{41862}- Does Hawaii count?|- Yes.
{41864}{41917}Thirty seconds!
{42219}{42250}Time!
{42538}{42624}I got your shrimp cocktail!|I got your shrimp cocktail!
{42626}{42685}That was... great.
{42706}{42759}- We're gonna eat good tonight.|- Yep.
{42761}{42819}Well done.
{42821}{42897}Look at all this food|and candy and sugar and sweets!
{42898}{42948}And lobster!
{43082}{43126}Let's see, what else?
{43128}{43187}Anybody want an artichoke heart?
{43189}{43245}- What do you think?|- This is really good.
{43247}{43320}- Here, try it.|- Yeah, they're really good.
{43322}{43361}What's this?
{43392}{43429}Litchi nuts from China.
{43431}{43481}- Oh, I see.|- What do they taste like?
{43482}{43545}Go get the can opener|and let's try one.
{43558}{43622}Litchi nuts, who the hell|would want to eat that?
{43624}{43666}What are you looking for?
{43684}{43740}I'm looking for hamburger.
{43742}{43787}I have a steak all ready for you.
{43789}{43863}I don't want steak.|I want hamburger.
{43942}{43973}Oh, look at this.
{43974}{44049}Hearts of palm, from a palm tree,|can you believe it?
{44087}{44153}These are capers.
{44155}{44205}They come from Spain.
{44218}{44245}Try one.
{44263}{44298}No, thank you.
{44300}{44341}Oh, come on. It's an adventure.
{44343}{44397}But they're green and yicky.
{44446}{44497}Please put that food|back in the freezer.
{44498}{44545}I don't want everything to thaw.
{44876}{44937}Capers, my ass.
{44993}{45076}I think it's time we tried some caviar.
{45078}{45117}Now...
{45118}{45207}...caviar is one...
{45209}{45297}...of the finest delicacies...
{45299}{45337}...in...
{45357}{45418}...the Western world.
{45420}{45492}It comes from Russia.
{45494}{45579}And we are about to become...
{45581}{45662}...the very first Ryans...
{45664}{45706}...to ever taste it.
{45708}{45756}- What is it?|- Fish eggs.
{45758}{45817}Dick, Bub, Rog,|would you like to try it?
{45818}{45888}- No, I'll stick with coconut.|- No, thank you.
{45942}{46024}- Tuff?|- No, thanks.
{46050}{46145}Do you know that U.S. Army research|has shown a relationship
{46147}{46263}between intelligence and a willingness|to eat unfamiliar foods?
{46310}{46373}Are those really fish eggs?
{46454}{46502}I just can't.
{46504}{46573}Oh, well. More for me then.
{47030}{47072}It's marvelous.
{47326}{47403}Oh, my goodness.
{47428}{47468}My sweet goodness.
{47513}{47547}How is your supper?
{47886}{47921}Not very good.
{48013}{48073}Your shrimp cocktail is in the fridge.
{48286}{48368}They say it's good if you|squeeze a little lemon on top.
{48501}{48540}Thank you, Mother.
{48551}{48594}Enjoy it, Dad.
{48617}{48694}All right, what will we open next?
{48696}{48764}Anybody here like lobster?
{48790}{48844}We'll try a little of that.
{48846}{48894}And... what else do we have?
{48896}{48977}We have some button mushrooms...
{48997}{49053}Come on over here.|Sit down with us.
{49070}{49111}Let's see, what else do we have?
{49113}{49177}An artichoke heart,|want an artichoke heart?
{49179}{49235}- Sure.|- Very good.
{49237}{49294}Come on. You can share my seat.
{49296}{49332}Sit down.
{49334}{49389}Oh, yeah. Look at those little pickles.
{49391}{49422}Look at that.
{49424}{49508}Dad, you gotta try this. It's amazing.
{49510}{49580}Should I open the sardines?|Who's gonna eat those?
{49582}{49629}- I won't.|- All right, these are mine.
{49631}{49700}Let's see, what else do we have here?
{49702}{49781}- Can I try this?|- Do try it. It's just delicious.
{49783}{49823}Put it on the little cracker.
{49825}{49865}- These are good.|- Aren't they?
{49878}{49935}Are you sick of candy yet, honey?
{49950}{50008}- No, I will never be sick of candy.|- Not yet.
{50010}{50071}- It's good.|- Yes, I know.
{50073}{50112}That one's mine.
{50114}{50188}What about these little white thingies?
{50190}{50268}- Thanks, sweetheart.|- This stuff isn't too cracked.
{50295}{50361}- Mom, it's yesterday's paper.|- Oh, throw that out.
{50509}{50592}For the next four years I would win|a steady stream of small prizes
{50594}{50654}that would keep us functioning,|never flush.
{50655}{50741}I won two ice buckets,|ten pairs of galoshes,
{50742}{50823}one sled, which arrived|just in time, I might add,
{50825}{50903}fifteen ice crushers,|a case of dog food,
{50905}{50974}a pair of Arthur Murray dancing shoes,
{50976}{51019}a Brownie camera,
{51054}{51107}one free window installation,
{51109}{51168}an outboard motor,
{51170}{51211}eight pogo sticks,
{51213}{51303}a palm tree, which promptly died,
{51305}{51357}a lifetime supply of bird seed...
{51435}{51469}...and a pony,
{51487}{51558}which we had to sell|to pay the electric bill.
{51977}{52027}In the meantime, my eldest, Lea Anne,
{52029}{52076}left home to go to nursing school.
{52078}{52170}"Travel handsome, travel light.|Travel always with Samsonite."
{52226}{52263}And my sons, Dick and Bub,
{52265}{52324}both got signed to play|with the Detroit Tigers.
{52326}{52372}How do you like that?
{52494}{52577}So far, three of my chicks|have found their wings
{52579}{52636}and I am so very proud of them.
{52678}{52727}That is where my prayers went.
{52754}{52800}That's where they all went.
{52833}{52835}Give a little back.
{52835}{52885}Give a little back.
{52887}{52939}Let me get serious.|It's for a good cause.
{52941}{52987}You know why they left?
{53023}{53077}'Cause we live in a hole.
{53100}{53142}A hole without a ladder.
{53169}{53212}I like Beech-Nut so much,
{53214}{53267}I'm going to help them|sponsor a contest.
{53269}{53360}With the folks out there,|they can win all kinds of big prizes.
{53362}{53446}- Do you want your notebook?|- Yes, thank you.
{53448}{53525}You want to know|who dug that hole? I did.
{53527}{53593}Holy moley.|Are you gonna eat that, Jerry?
{53595}{53642}Nope, but I'm gonna sing about it.
{53643}{53708}And the folks out there|are gonna fill in the words.
{53710}{53747}Well, all right.
{53749}{53804}It's my dum-dee-dum-dee-dum
{53806}{53871}Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum sandwich
{53914}{53952}Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum
{53954}{54041}Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum sandwich
{54043}{54086}Hole in the ground
{54088}{54164}Don't make a sound sandwich
{54190}{54233}My stuff it in the mouth
{54234}{54312}Chomp and swallow south sandwich
{54314}{54379}- That's a good one, Mom.|- You can have it.
{54381}{54501}I'm jerk and a dope|and I ain't got a hope sandwich.
{54520}{54566}My back the deli truck
{54568}{54637}To the lips and suck sandwich
{54662}{54703}I'm a moron and a mutt
{54705}{54769}And I made you a nut sandwich
{54771}{54802}Good one, Dad.
{54804}{54852}I'm a chump in a slump
{54854}{54929}And I live in a dump sandwich
{54944}{54990}My frisk the Frigidaire
{54992}{55060}Clean the cupboards bare sandwich
{55100}{55174}- Are you listening to me?|- Yes, I'm listening.
{55176}{55256}- You know what your problem is?|- No, I don't.
{55258}{55317}You're too damn happy.
{55568}{55652}How do you come up with these things?
{55699}{55792}I don't know. They just...|come to me, I guess.
{55818}{55888}That was really funny.
{56121}{56184}- Hey, kids.|- Hi, Daddy.
{56220}{56303}- You're home early.|- I don't feel so hot.
{56305}{56345}My head hurts.
{56346}{56401}Did they pay you for the full day?
{56402}{56448}I don't know. I didn't ask.
{56461}{56510}I felt so lousy|I had to get out of there.
{56512}{56552}Milk delivery!
{56554}{56625}I'm glad you're here.|I need four dollars for the milkman.
{56627}{56685}What's he showing up|so late in the day for?
{56686}{56743}I don't know.|What difference does it make?
{56745}{56795}What happened|to the money I gave you?
{56797}{56865}What do you think happened?|I used it to pay the bills.
{56867}{56935}- I'm leaving.|- I'll be right there.
{56937}{57000}We're out of milk,|would you please give me money?
{57140}{57187}I don't have any.
{57189}{57260}Of course you don't.|It's all in those bottles.
{57418}{57510}- I'm sorry. I'll have to owe you.|- I'm not going to leave the milk.
{57512}{57591}- I always pay you back.|- That's not the point, is it?
{57593}{57675}Listen, I'm not a rich man,|but I never owed anyone anything.
{57677}{57718}You're a better person than I am.
{57720}{57794}We're in the same boat.|But I am not going to do the paddling
{57796}{57855}while you sit back|with your hand in the water.
{57882}{57935}You're absolutely right.
{57937}{57996}But my children need milk.
{57998}{58037}Please don't make them suffer
{58039}{58110}because I am delinquent|in my payments.
{58111}{58143}Please.
{58196}{58270}If you don't pay me next week|I'm cutting you off my route.
{58293}{58333}I understand.
{58361}{58391}Thank you.
{58518}{58578}- That was pleasant.|- Hey.
{58579}{58623}You think money grows on trees?
{58625}{58700}I work my ass off in that|stinking sweatshop all day long.
{58702}{58766}- You get to do whatever you want.|- Whatever I want?
{58768}{58828}Sit around writing|in your stupid notebooks.
{58830}{58928}Those notebooks are the only reason|this family isn't living on the street.
{58930}{58985}Do you want to trade places with me?
{59096}{59141}- Mommy!|- Jesus!
{59143}{59214}- What was that?|- What happened?
{59216}{59249}Oh, Jesus! She slipped.
{59251}{59316}- Daddy was yelling at her.|- What did you do to her?
{59318}{59354}It was an accident!
{59356}{59397}I wouldn't hurt your mother!
{59398}{59458}I think somebody|should get Mrs. Bidlack.
{59460}{59498}We don't need Mrs. Bidlack.
{59500}{59585}Get away from the glass.|Would somebody please help me up?
{59587}{59654}Sweet Christ, Mother.
{59656}{59713}- Would somebody help me up?|- Stay back.
{59768}{59812}For goodness sakes, just move.
{59944}{60010}Hold on. I'll take you to the hospital.|Let me get my...
{60012}{60065}No, you are not!|You almost killed her!
{60066}{60104}I didn't do anything! I swear!
{60106}{60152}I think it's best|if you just stay put.
{60154}{60203}Oh, my God!|My sweet God! What?
{60205}{60283}Would you get a towel|so I don't make a mess in the car?
{60285}{60350}- I'll get it.|- Where's my purse?
{60352}{60436}- Would you like me to call the police?|- That won't be necessary.
{60438}{60496}- Here.|- Honey, could you hook it over my arm?
{60498}{60525}Thank you.
{60527}{60569}- Here, Mother.|- For Pete's sake.
{60571}{60625}What am I supposed to do with that?
{60626}{60698}If you wouldn't mind mopping|so it doesn't warp the wood,
{60699}{60753}I'll go over the rest of it later.
{60755}{60839}- I'll take your mother to the hospital.|- I'm all right.
{60841}{60885}- You know the worst part?|- What?
{60887}{60945}A quart of milk got sucked up|inside my girdle.
{60946}{60987}Oh, my dear.
{60989}{61089}- Please don't die, Mommy.|- It was an accident.
{61127}{61181}Everything all right in there?
{61394}{61395}The question is...
{61395}{61444}The question is...
{61446}{61512}This is a presidential election year.
{61514}{61620}If a qualified woman|were running for president,
{61622}{61691}how would you feel about voting for her
{61693}{61723}and why.
{61725}{61792}If the men candidates were qualified,
{61794}{61857}I feel I would vote against her.
{61859}{61942}My reasons being|that women are very high-strung
{61944}{61982}and emotional people.
{61984}{62034}They aren't knowledgeable enough...
{62036}{62111}- Mom!|- Here we go, special delivery.
{62113}{62226}- Oh, we missed you so much.|- Be careful of her.
{62228}{62273}I'm not that fragile.
{62275}{62314}Thank you for taking me.
{62347}{62393}- Any time.|- See, it's not so bad.
{62394}{62446}Hello, Mother. How's it going?
{62448}{62501}Well, I got lucky.
{62502}{62589}Doctor said I was half an inch away|from severing a ligament.
{62590}{62658}Oh, see, kids.|Your mother's as good as new.
{62660}{62747}I have dinner set, here's a cup of tea.|Why don't you sit down?
{62749}{62817}First thing I'd like to do|is take off this wet girdle,
{62818}{62882}if you could help me,|I can't use my hands just yet.
{62884}{62961}OK. Go on, kids,|supper's on the table.
{62963}{63032}- Are you OK?|- I'm fine, sweetheart.
{63034}{63080}'Course she's OK.
{63110}{63190}It's all right, boys.|Go ahead, get something to eat.
{63359}{63417}I think what...
{63419}{63503}...hurt more than anything was|the dig you made about my contesting.
{63582}{63656}You know, I couldn't be prouder of you.
{63658}{63701}You know that?
{63703}{63769}It's just... the thing is...
{63788}{63843}...the guys at the shop...
{63867}{63928}Anytime you win something, it's...
{63930}{63997}..."Oh, we know|who the breadwinner is."
{63998}{64033}- It ain't me.|- Goodness.
{64035}{64110}They're justjealous.|Why do you even listen to them?
{64161}{64265}All I want in this world|is to make you happy.
{64333}{64395}I don't need you to make me happy.
{64397}{64480}I just need you to|leave me alone when I am.
{64851}{64924}Spilled milk? Don't cry.
{64926}{65016}Unless, of course, it's hip high.
{65039}{65112}I don't cry over milk,|spilled or otherwise.
{65114}{65197}I just wish I had spilled|a smaller other size.
{65242}{65291}Spilled milk can't be poured,
{65293}{65340}if it's spreadin' 'cross the floor.
{65342}{65398}But no need for tears or sorrow.
{65400}{65472}There's always more to spill tomorrow.
{65998}{66038}- Hello?|- Hello.
{66040}{66126}I'm calling on behalf of Beech-Nut Gum|"Name That Sandwich" contest.
{66128}{66174}May I speak to Mr. Bruce Ryan?
{66176}{66219}Yes, hold on one moment, please.
{66221}{66254}Bruce!
{66256}{66313}My frisk the Frigidaire
{66314}{66374}Clean the cupboards bare sandwich
{66376}{66426}Oh, baby
{66428}{66487}You have won a Triumph TR3 sports car
{66489}{66576}and an all expenses paid|weekend trip to New York City
{66578}{66614}for you and one parent.
{66616}{66680}- Can I bring my mom?|- You sure can, son.
{66777}{66836}Everyone move in a little.
{66872}{66911}Enjoy that car.
{67086}{67189}I think my church dress will do|for our dinner at Sardi's.
{67190}{67284}But for sightseeing, I'm gonna|need something a little more casual.
{67286}{67342}Mom, there's a man|on the phone about Rog.
{67344}{67417}My goodness.|Don't tell me he won something too.
{67641}{67691}I only took a few dollars|from the purse.
{67693}{67784}I put the wallet back so she wouldn't|miss her driver's license or nothing.
{67786}{67821}Stealing is stealing.
{67823}{67887}Don't you dare try to justify it.|Don't you dare!
{67906}{67936}Sorry, Mom.
{67986}{68027}Do we have to tell Dad?
{68047}{68096}You thieving little bastard!
{68113}{68197}- Get back here!|- Stop! Calm down.
{68199}{68262}He's a criminal|and he won't get away with it.
{68273}{68320}Next time you set foot in this house,
{68322}{68374}I'll teach you a lesson|you won't forget!
{68376}{68452}Mommy, please.
{68454}{68507}Don't go to New York City.
{68968}{69025}I'm sorry you didn't|get to go to New York.
{69058}{69119}Let's just get you|through this next week.
{69152}{69203}I talked to a friend of mine.
{69205}{69255}He said the judge|gives guys a choice
{69257}{69300}between jail and joining the Army.
{69302}{69372}The Army wouldn't be too bad, would it?
{69404}{69443}No.
{69445}{69507}At least you'd learn|how to make your bed.
{69764}{69827}I wonder what it would|be like to drive this thing.
{69829}{69896}- You want me to teach you?|- No.
{69898}{69950}Then I couldn't bear to sell it.
{69952}{70005}Want me to teach you|how to drive Dad's car?
{70006}{70037}Better not.
{70039}{70117}Not enough gas in this world|for all the places I'd like to go.
{70197}{70266}Go inside and eat your dinner.|It's on the table.
{70757}{70805}Hi, Mr. Quigley.
{70815}{70857}Lady friend's writin' ya.
{70871}{70912}I don't have a lady friend.
{70914}{70955}Give it time.
{70966}{71034}- I'm gonna tickle you.|- Careful, it's slippery.
{71049}{71084}Mom, I think this is for you.
{71086}{71135}Oh, thank you, Bruce.
{71247}{71284}Dear Bruce,
{71286}{71340}I saw your name on|the Beech-Nut win list.
{71342}{71381}Well, what do you know?
{71382}{71481}My daughter, Mary Kay,|who's also 16, won second prize.
{71482}{71545}Gee, what clever kids|your mother and I have.
{71547}{71600}Watch it!
{71602}{71689}I live in Payne, Ohio,|just 85 miles away from you
{71690}{71786}and I'm part of a group of|contesting gals called the Affadaisies.
{71788}{71877}This is probably not of interest|to a strapping teenage boy as yourself,
{71879}{71935}but perhaps your mother|would like to join us.
{71937}{71992}I don't care who did it,|just clean it up!
{71994}{72059}Well, gotta go before|the house comes down.
{72061}{72104}Hope we hear from one of you soon.
{72106}{72177}Sincerely, Don'tha Schaefer.
{72178}{72241}PS. Since they don't|publish the winning entries,
{72243}{72285}I'd love to know what yours was.
{72287}{72357}Here's mine, my daughter's, that is:
{72358}{72415}My stack it thick and quick
{72417}{72479}Snack until I'm sick sandwich
{72548}{72608}Dear Don'tha, I love your entry.
{72610}{72678}You have a true gift|for inner rhyme and alliteration.
{72680}{72793}I was particularly impressed by your|cross-rhyming with "stack" and "snack."
{72795}{72841}Here's my entry, for what it's worth:
{72842}{72893}My frisk the Frigidaire
{72894}{72953}Clean the cupboards bare sandwich
{73022}{73109}Dear Evelyn,|those judges judged right.
{73111}{73160}No wonder I came in second.
{73162}{73235}Talk about a gift for imagery.|You have it, gal.
{73237}{73306}And you must come to my house|for an Affadaisies meeting.
{73308}{73372}We've got the creme de la creme|of contesters.
{73374}{73455}Gladys Tierney,|she is smart as a whip
{73457}{73537}and won two cars in the|Stay-Puft his and hers contest.
{73539}{73597}Then there's Betty Yearling|and Betty White.
{73599}{73638}Cooks extraordinaire.
{73640}{73746}Betty Y. Is a Pillsbury bake-off winner|with her famous party pork barbeque.
{73748}{73818}Betty W. Won first place|in the Midwest kitchen cook-off
{73820}{73889}with her double delight strawberry cake.
{73890}{73949}And Emma Hartzler,|who's won three fridges
{73951}{74021}and matching stoves|and a trip to Hawaii.
{74022}{74075}All from her iron lung.
{74077}{74149}Kleenex is so handy,|I use it every day.
{74151}{74232}Cost so little, helps so much,
{74234}{74298}just blow, then throw away.
{74300}{74336}Now, listen, Evelyn Ryan.
{74338}{74420}You are the most notable of us all|and you must be at my house
{74422}{74483}in two weeks for the first meeting|of the spring.
{74485}{74518}No excuses.
{74520}{74588}Now strap on those wings|and fly on over here.
{74799}{74887}Do you remember that group|of contesters I told you about?
{74903}{74955}They've invited me to their meeting.
{75001}{75056}- Where is it?|- Over in Payne.
{75082}{75145}- Payne's a long way.|- It's only 85 miles.
{75147}{75198}Yeah, but it still takes gas.
{75215}{75311}I gotta drive to work,|drive you to the grocery store,
{75327}{75370}drive the garbage to the dump...
{75391}{75463}How much do you think I'm left|with at the end of the week?
{75464}{75519}In fact, I had to enter a football pool
{75521}{75590}at the gas station just|to win myself some extra fuel.
{75591}{75674}- You're contesting?|- Yeah.
{75676}{75735}- Why not?|- You need any hints?
{75747}{75794}I know how to do a pool.
{75808}{75898}Well, if you win, you'd have|enough gas to drive me to Payne.
{75928}{75994}I can'tjust sit in the car
{75995}{76067}while you gab|with a bunch ofjingle writers
{76068}{76122}and forget I'm even there.
{76148}{76219}My Saturdays are precious to me.
{76221}{76279}Well, all right. I won't ask again.
{76539}{76609}- That was my entry.|- No, it wasn't. It was mine.
{76611}{76679}Mom, I won 25 gallons|of gas today in a football pool.
{76680}{76754}- He didn't win. That was my entry.|- I used Barb's name.
{76756}{76833}- Barb Ryan was the one that won.|- That was my Barb Ryan.
{76835}{76883}- I had dibs on her name first.|- Says who?
{76885}{76943}We made an agreement.|I got Barb, Tuff and Mike.
{76944}{77009}- I never said you could use my name.|- Don't get smart.
{77011}{77082}- Did you write this down?|- It was a gentlemen's agreement.
{77084}{77121}You'll have to split the gas.
{77123}{77175}He didn't know|about the contest until...
{77177}{77230}What are you talking about? I told you!
{77231}{77276}Split the gas.
{77361}{77409}Oh, for Christ's sake.
{77534}{77635}- I hope you were telling the truth.|- Honest, Dad's just a sore loser.
{77636}{77687}All right. I'd like to ask you a favor.
{77689}{77751}I want to go somewhere.
{77753}{77787}Would you drive me?
{77807}{77870}Sure, Mom. I'll take you|anywhere you want to go.
{77871}{77930}Thank you.
{77968}{78080}There's tuna fish for sandwiches|and you'll find coleslaw in the fridge.
{78082}{78148}- What are you doing?|- Just checking the radiator.
{78150}{78200}Come on, Dad.|We're ready to go.
{78202}{78259}And if your father|decides to make his chili,
{78260}{78302}make sure he doesn't burn the pot.
{78303}{78346}Right. Yeah, I got it.
{78347}{78401}Plenty of water, oil's fine.
{78422}{78455}Watch the clutch.
{78457}{78539}- I know, Pop.|- Get your mother back in one piece.
{78573}{78614}Bye.
{78709}{78754}Bye, Mom.
{78755}{78827}- Bye, sweetie.|- Have fun.
{78828}{78871}- Thank you.|- Mommy, wait.
{78873}{78948}- What is it?|- I got a surprise for you.
{78950}{79002}You did? Show me.
{79092}{79199}Oh, honey.|Where did you get these?
{79201}{79288}They grow all over.|I got them from Mrs. Bidlack's yard,
{79290}{79374}and Mrs. Zitfeld's, and Mrs. Zamone.
{79376}{79435}Cripes' sakes,|what did you go and go that for?
{79445}{79536}Jesus. Sorry, Mother.|I'm not good with that woman.
{79623}{79698}- Turn off the motor.|- Oh, brother.
{79755}{79799}Oh, my God. My sweet God.
{79800}{79838}Did you see what your boy did?
{79839}{79883}I am so sorry.
{79885}{79958}- Why would you do that?|- He didn't know it was wrong.
{79960}{80039}He's just a little boy.|Tell me what I can do to make it better.
{80041}{80139}There is nothing. Do you know how long|I've waited for those tulips to bud?
{80141}{80199}Tell me what they cost,|I'll reimburse you.
{80201}{80290}- $40 worth of bulbs.|- Mom, are we going or not?
{80291}{80354}No, honey, I'm afraid the trip is off.
{80356}{80432}My gas is already in Dad's car.|How am I going to get that out?
{80434}{80522}Tell him to use his half now|and you'll use your half later.
{80523}{80594}I didn't know it was bad.
{80595}{80646}I thought they were beautiful.
{80647}{80707}They are beautiful.
{80709}{80773}They truly are.
{80800}{80847}All right.
{80866}{80927}Now let's go make amends.
{80929}{80964}Good boy.
{81581}{81622}Give it gas.
{81740}{81811}OK, put it in first and try again.
{81908}{81959}Nice and easy.
{82008}{82043}What are you doing?
{82045}{82115}- Stop yelling.|- I'm not yelling. You're not listening.
{82116}{82186}Evelyn, we are all thrilled|and elated to hear
{82187}{82238}that daughter Tuff|has learned to drive
{82240}{82295}and she'll be|delivering you to us, at last.
{82297}{82367}We've moved our meetings|to Emma's in Goshen, Indiana,
{82369}{82416}which is 100 miles from where you are.
{82418}{82458}Sorry it's such a hike.
{82460}{82534}But our gal is eager|to show off her new summer outfit.
{82536}{82605}Evelyn, I await your arrival...
{82642}{82687}...with bated breath.
{82688}{82726}There's bologna for lunch.
{82728}{82795}If I'm not back for dinner,|heat up some fish sticks,
{82796}{82835}there's Jell-O in the fridge.
{82837}{82890}- Yep.|- Mom, we should probably get going.
{82891}{82947}All right, off we go.
{82975}{83029}- Don't overuse the brakes.|- You told me.
{83031}{83089}- No speeding.|- This car barely goes over 40.
{83091}{83183}- I want your mother back in one piece.|- That's enough.
{83184}{83234}Miss you already.
{83236}{83288}- Bye, Mommy.|- Bye, Betsy.
{83290}{83323}I love you.
{83352}{83384}Bye, Davey.
{83404}{83448}- Bye, Mom.|- Bye, Barb.
{83450}{83522}- You have fun.|- Be good. Listen to your father.
{83524}{83598}- Be good.|- Bye, Mommy. Bye, Tuff.
{83651}{83736}More gas.
{83738}{83779}Bye.
{83893}{83954}Well, what do you|want to do now, kids?
{84079}{84159}Defiance, a nice place to leave.
{84359}{84433}Honey, you can drive|a little faster now.
{85030}{85058}Oh, my goodness.
{85128}{85182}We've crossed the state line.
{85202}{85257}Doesn't look any different.
{85259}{85335}The grass is much greener on this side.
{85337}{85395}It is much greener.
{85542}{85585}Oh, boy.
{85670}{85742}You can relax, honey.|You're doing just fine.
{85828}{85915}Gonna be hot today. The girls will|have to wipe me off the floorboards.
{85917}{85987}Yeah, I'm starting to broil.
{86039}{86086}Doesn't feel that hot outside.
{86088}{86159}- Do we have the heater on?|- No.
{86160}{86204}Let me put the fan on.
{86261}{86326}That's even worse. Turn it off.
{86435}{86487}I think the car's overheated.
{86506}{86587}- Oh, my Scott.|- Maybe we should pull over.
{86630}{86710}There's a town in a few miles.|I'm sure there's a gas station.
{86711}{86786}I don't think we're supposed|to drive when the engine's hot.
{86788}{86825}I say we keep going.
{86858}{86920}Car's gonna be just fine.
{87261}{87314}- Hello?|- Ma'am.
{87423}{87482}- Overheated?|- Yes.
{87548}{87622}Fan belt's gone. When's the|last time you had it replaced?
{87624}{87686}Oh, I don't know.|It's my husband's car.
{87688}{87750}How long will it take to fix?
{87752}{87855}Take at least an hour for the radiator|to cool down enough for me to open it.
{87868}{87913}After that, who knows.
{87915}{87954}Depends on what the damage is.
{87956}{87994}Make yourself at home.
{87995}{88094}Alrighty. Well, come on, Tuff.|I'll buy you a pop.
{88171}{88263}I bet Dad knew that fan belt was rotten|and didn't replace it on purpose.
{88264}{88321}Oh, honey,
{88323}{88386}your father's careless|but he's not mean.
{88387}{88452}I'm sure he just|didn't bother to check.
{88571}{88635}Do you ever wish|you'd never married him?
{88637}{88696}My gosh, Tuff.
{88718}{88749}Do you?
{89027}{89112}- No, I don't have any regrets.|- Come on, Mom.
{89114}{89170}You've been stuck|in a house for 20 years
{89171}{89239}cooking and cleaning|and taking care of crappy kids.
{89240}{89310}Don't use that word.|Especially in regards to yourself.
{89311}{89383}But you could be living in a city,|writing for a newspaper,
{89384}{89424}having an interesting life.
{89426}{89478}I do have an interesting life.
{89480}{89525}Your life stinks.
{89527}{89574}Gosh, Mom, just look at today.
{89575}{89682}You finally get a chance to go somewhere|and the lousy car breaks down.
{89684}{89723}It's not fair.
{89725}{89775}If I were you,|I'd be angry all the time.
{89777}{89850}Well, that wouldn't do me|any good now, would it?
{89851}{89920}For gosh sakes, you're only human.
{89922}{89984}Oh, sweetheart.
{90070}{90130}Maybe I'm meant|to make it to the Affadaisies,
{90163}{90219}and maybe I'm not.
{90230}{90318}But right now,|I'm sitting here in the shade
{90320}{90406}having a conversation|with my wonderfully feisty daughter,
{90407}{90513}and I intend to enjoy|this moment to the fullest.
{90515}{90629}And I suggest,|for your own well-being,
{90631}{90705}that you do the same.
{91383}{91439}Don'tha Schaefer, is that really you?
{91440}{91501}Oh, honey, get into these arms.
{91503}{91578}Yes, virginia, there is an Evelyn Ryan!|Oh, look at you.
{91604}{91671}I can't believe it, hello!
{91686}{91779}Welcome to Emma's Ranch|for housework escapees!
{91781}{91838}Oh, God, it's so good to see you.
{91839}{91900}Thank you for delivering|your mother to us.
{91902}{91961}- No problem.|- You have no idea what this means.
{91963}{92040}Now, you come in too.|That was a big, long drive for you.
{92042}{92125}- Sure was.|- New driver. Congratulations.
{92127}{92201}Look who we found outside on the curb.
{92203}{92275}We got a stray bird|back in the nest, girls.
{92277}{92355}Evelyn Ryan, as I live...|and breathe.
{92357}{92451}Emma Hartzler, you are a vision.
{92452}{92523}She looks like a giant corn|on the cob, doesn't she?
{92541}{92647}I finally found my soul mates|with the Affadaisies.
{92649}{92733}They were the sharpest|group of gals I'd ever met.
{92735}{92808}We mostly talked shop,|and critiqued each other's work.
{92810}{92874}- Evelyn, you get on over here.|- Here I come.
{92875}{92925}With Pillsbury, rhyme doesn't pay.
{92927}{92964}Only if it's in verse.
{92966}{93031}But inner rhyme is still valid,|don't you think?
{93099}{93161}If you spell Pillsbury flour|like the bud,
{93163}{93234}and not the baking kind,|then you've got a homophone
{93236}{93273}and don't... need the rhyme.
{93275}{93308}Oh, love it!
{93310}{93367}- What's super potato salad?|- Pickle juice.
{93379}{93456}What's the consensus on hyphenated words|for 25 words or less?
{93458}{93534}Technically, it is one word.|Don't trustjudges to know that.
{93536}{93583}They count a contraction as two words.
{93585}{93687}I'm in trouble. I'll have|to knock off a couple of articles.
{93688}{93759}Why waste space on an article?|Use something with zest.
{93761}{93826}"The" and "antidisestablishmentarianism"
{93828}{93908}are both one word,|but which one packs the bigger punch?
{93927}{93982}What?
{93983}{94031}Anti-what?
{94033}{94115}Did anyone else just hear|that word come out of her mouth?
{94182}{94234}This is why she wins the big prizes.
{94235}{94295}Can you sing that?|Let's hear what it sounds like.
{94296}{94371}We debated whether our days|as contesters were coming to an end.
{94373}{94496}Did you see this?|No skill involved.
{94498}{94556}This is the death of literacy, ladies.
{94558}{94623}I don't want to hear that.|It'll never happen.
{94692}{94765}This is the last big contest.|Everybody snapped these up.
{94767}{94804}I got you the last one.
{94806}{94863}Oh, no, you keep it.
{94865}{94941}Honey, you've got more kids at home.|Now, you take that.
{94981}{95011}OK?
{95152}{95204}So, what do you have to do for this one?
{95206}{95303}Oh, it's a one-liner.|They want you to finish a limerick.
{95305}{95346}"The time of your life you can win
{95347}{95395}with Dr. Pepper, the flavor that's in.
{95397}{95483}It's distinctive and bright,|it's lively and light.
{95535}{95605}There's no time like now to begin."
{95634}{95685}Oh, leave me alone.|I'm just warming up.
{95873}{95951}- Evening, Rita, Nancy.|- It was a hot one today.
{95953}{96005}There was a wonderful breeze in Goshen.
{96007}{96053}Well, it was a hot one here today.
{96079}{96142}Five minutes to supper, sweetheart.
{96159}{96224}Oh, for Pete's sake.|Who locked the door?
{96226}{96326}- Hey, you guys, let us in.|- Honey, let's go around the back.
{96327}{96368}Row row row your boat
{96370}{96414}Gently down the stream
{96415}{96499}Throw your dad overboard|and listen to him scream
{96501}{96553}Mom's home!
{96555}{96626}What are you kids doing outside?
{96628}{96683}Well, we went|to the movies this afternoon.
{96685}{96746}When we got back,|Dad locked us out of the house.
{96747}{96816}He what?
{96818}{96851}Kelly!
{96913}{96943}Open the door!
{97092}{97166}- Where the hell have you been?|- I told you, I might be late.
{97167}{97238}- Not this late.|- You locked your kids out of the house?
{97239}{97308}Good grief!|Tuff set the table, please.
{97310}{97355}You left at the crack of dawn.
{97357}{97406}You don't come back|until almost dark.
{97407}{97452}What were you doing all this time?
{97454}{97505}I was gone for ten hours.
{97507}{97584}If you can't take care of your kids|for less than half a day,
{97586}{97631}you might as well leave this house.
{97632}{97679}You can goddamn be the one to leave.
{97681}{97738}Get off of my mother!
{97983}{98051}"For picnic or party, Jell-O's a boon.
{98053}{98115}Made by nine, all set by noon.
{98117}{98178}With taste and shimmer-shake appeal,
{98179}{98264}Jell-O jollies any meal."
{98527}{98587}Christ, Mother.
{98588}{98628}You've killed me.
{98630}{98679}Death by Jell-O is highly unlikely.
{98681}{98747}And I want you to know,|I am not cleaning up this mess.
{98803}{98844}Could you get me some towels?
{98846}{98910}Not on your life.|She's not cleaning up after you.
{98912}{98974}Now kids, go ahead|and watch Tv while I make dinner.
{99002}{99034}Go on.
{99169}{99254}By the way,|the fan belt fell off the car
{99255}{99300}and that is why we are so late.
{99339}{99389}Yeah, I was waiting for that to happen.
{99468}{99498}What's this?
{99526}{99595}Steak. I went shopping today.
{99597}{99644}I wanted to make a dinner for the kids.
{99646}{99679}Why didn't you feed them?
{99680}{99754}I was crying|and didn't want them to see me.
{99756}{99803}Why on earth were you crying?
{99825}{99899}I thought you decided|to go away and never come back.
{99932}{100023}For goodness sakes. You know|I'd never leave the kids with you.
{100193}{100234}I got you something too.
{100257}{100309}It was supposed to be a surprise.
{100322}{100367}It's in there.
{100405}{100446}Here you go.
{100462}{100512}I found it at a secondhand store.
{100514}{100580}I paid a guy at the shop to fix it up.
{100600}{100673}It is the most beautiful thing|I have ever seen.
{100689}{100797}I thought it was about time|you had a proper desk.
{100799}{100846}How did you pay for it?
{100848}{100914}Oh, don't you worry about that.
{100976}{101031}Thank you.
{101083}{101119}I love you.
{101487}{101550}- Hello?|- Hello, Mrs. Ryan?
{101551}{101649}It's Cutter Murphy, down here|at Defiance Home Saving and Loan.
{101651}{101711}Just a friendly reminder
{101713}{101804}to let you know that the second mortgage|is coming due on your house.
{101806}{101896}Mr. Murphy, we've never|taken out a second mortgage.
{101898}{101934}Oh yes, you did.
{101936}{101999}Yes, Mr. Ryan|came down here three years ago
{102001}{102060}and signed the papers.
{102062}{102104}How much do we owe?
{102106}{102238}$4,000, due in 30 days.
{102270}{102308}See ya, fellas.
{102628}{102714}Hello, Mother.|What are you doing out here?
{102715}{102787}When were you gonna tell me|about the second mortgage?
{102910}{102951}It's due?
{102992}{103072}I had a feeling that day|might be coming up.
{103074}{103120}Is there anything left?
{103142}{103180}I was gonna pay it back
{103182}{103263}without anyone ever knowing about it.
{103348}{103407}Is there anything left?
{103444}{103484}No.
{103518}{103584}It's all... gone.
{103762}{103846}They're gonna repossess the house.
{103965}{104031}Do the kids know?
{104033}{104092}I told them as soon as I got the call.
{104094}{104199}I didn't want them|to hear it from anybody else.
{104246}{104288}Are they angry with me?
{104311}{104367}Right now they're just scared.
{104403}{104486}Guess we could|always rent another place.
{104487}{104591}At least we wouldn't have|to worry about repairs anymore.
{104593}{104643}This is my house.
{104663}{104704}My house.
{104840}{104884}I just...
{104927}{104981}...felt like a drowning man.
{104983}{105070}Never being able to catch up...
{105072}{105121}I just wanted, for once,
{105154}{105212}to have a few extra|dollars in my pocket.
{105326}{105395}Well, that's water|under the bridge now, isn't it?
{105418}{105447}Where you going?
{105450}{105510}I have to make dinner.
{105544}{105605}Do you hate me?
{105643}{105712}I'm still in shock.|I'll have to let you know.
{105991}{106054}We need to talk about what will happen
{106055}{106105}if we have to leave this house.
{106107}{106163}We may not be able to stay together.
{106165}{106202}What do you mean?
{106204}{106278}Aunt Lucy said she|could take Betsy and Dave.
{106291}{106352}You kids like the farm, don't ya?
{106354}{106415}No, I don't.
{106417}{106502}What about that old horse of theirs?|You love that horse.
{106503}{106565}I really don't.
{106567}{106636}- Where am I gonna go?|- Mrs. Bidlack has an extra room.
{106638}{106692}There is no way in heck|I am staying with her.
{106694}{106766}You'll be right next door.|It'll be like living here.
{106767}{106832}No it won't.|There'll be another family here.
{106834}{106891}There will be someone|sleeping in my room!
{107111}{107200}- How's that steak, kids?|- Don't be rude, answer your father.
{107327}{107377}It's good, Daddy.
{107379}{107451}Well, it's the last one, eat up.
{108419}{108458}What are you kids doing?
{108475}{108556}We're praying that you|win something very big.
{108590}{108626}All right.
{108681}{108731}Don't let me disturb you.
{108964}{109011}Times are hard again?
{109012}{109074}Yes, they are.
{109075}{109139}I'll tell you what.
{109141}{109238}I'll leave you the milk, you don't|have to pay me until next week.
{109273}{109311}Thank you, Ray.
{109313}{109354}Thank you so much.
{109387}{109461}I got a bag of laundry in the truck,|just a couple of shirts.
{109463}{109502}You know, if you do a good job,
{109504}{109560}I could even recommend you|to my customers.
{109599}{109649}I don't take in laundry.
{109674}{109723}Could somebody please get that?
{109725}{109787}Hey, I'm just trying|to do you a favor, OK?
{109789}{109860}- Don't get uppity.|- I have enough for two bottles of milk,
{109862}{109906}and that will have to suffice.
{109907}{109976}Mommy, it's the detective from Toledo.
{109978}{110050}A detective?|There's nothing more I can do for you.
{110052}{110133}Count out the money|for the milkman, please.
{110231}{110262}More.
{110315}{110353}- Hello?|- Mrs. Evelyn Ryan?
{110355}{110382}Yes, this is she.
{110384}{110477}I'm interviewing finalists for the|Dr. Pepper "Time of Your Life" contest.
{110479}{110535}- Of course.|- Will you be in this afternoon?
{110536}{110569}Yes, certainly.
{110571}{110622}- 3:00?|- That'll be fine.
{110623}{110708}- Do you have our address?|- Yes, I do. That's my job.
{110710}{110746}Right. We'll see you then.
{110747}{110806}- I look forward to it.|- Thank you.
{110807}{110855}What? What is it?
{110857}{110897}- What's going on?|- Get out here!
{110899}{110955}It's way too soon to be excited,
{110956}{111016}- but I am a possible winner...|- What is it?
{111018}{111099}Kelly, a detective is on his way|to Defiance right now.
{111101}{111169}I'm in the running|for the "Time of Your Life" contest.
{111171}{111227}- Is this a big one?|- It's very big.
{111228}{111295}We need to clean up. Pick up your toys.
{111297}{111347}Get all that stuff off the table.
{111349}{111435}Give Mike some money, send him|to the store for some Dr. Pepper.
{111437}{111476}What for?
{111478}{111534}To show that we're using the product.
{111535}{111618}This is my last dollar.|What if we don't win?
{111620}{111676}- That's a problem for another day.|- Go, Mike.
{111678}{111763}- Get it from the refrigerator case.|- OK, Mom.
{111765}{111843}Take all this stuff|and put it on the back porch.
{111845}{111940}Stop crying, honey,|and get me a broom for goodness sake.
{112108}{112173}Are you employed outside the home?
{112175}{112258}Goodness, no. I have enough to do here.
{112287}{112335}And your husband, what does he do?
{112337}{112403}He's a machinist.
{112416}{112502}Do you own or... rent your home?
{112503}{112563}We own it.
{112564}{112638}One car or a two car family?
{112639}{112680}One car. A Chevy.
{112682}{112760}- The one parked out front?|- Yes.
{112762}{112826}You need to put|some more air into those tires.
{112875}{112937}OK, final question.
{112969}{113020}If you were stuck on a desert island
{113022}{113094}and you only|had one beverage to drink...
{113131}{113188}...what would the beverage be?
{113249}{113282}Orange juice.
{113283}{113331}Orange juice?
{113366}{113401}To prevent scurvy.
{113403}{113480}But my beverage of choice|is Dr. Pepper, of course.
{113541}{113624}- Thanks for the honesty.|- A pleasure, Detective Feeney.
{113626}{113677}When the final decision's made,
{113679}{113733}you'll be notified immediately.
{113805}{113890}- And when might that be?|- Two weeks to a month.
{113891}{113936}Oh, I see.
{113938}{114046}- Thank you for coming by.|- The pleasure's all mine.
{114164}{114195}Orange juice.
{114197}{114261}What kind of crazy answer was that?
{114283}{114378}I think your mother did a heck of a job,|what do you think, kids?
{114379}{114454}- What if we win and it's too late?|- What's with the gloom?
{114455}{114486}We're halfway there.
{114487}{114578}Mom, will me and Davey|still have to go to the farm?
{114579}{114665}We don't know yet, honey.|It's something we have to prepare for.
{114667}{114732}Don't listen to Mom.|She's being modest.
{114734}{114806}None of those entries|are as good as hers. She's a shoo-in.
{114808}{114888}I'm not a shoo-in. There could|be 20 other people up for this.
{114890}{114951}Don't worry, kids.|Everything is gonna be OK.
{114953}{115020}No, it isn't.|Even if we do win, so what?
{115022}{115062}We'll be as poor as we were before
{115063}{115118}because of all|the money you stole from us.
{115119}{115161}I didn't steal anything!
{115163}{115216}I made an error in judgment.
{115218}{115261}Heck of an error.
{115263}{115319}You all think this|isn't tearing me apart?
{115320}{115422}I did it to pay the bills.|I wanted you kids to eat steak.
{115423}{115496}I wanted your mother to have|one decent piece of furniture
{115498}{115551}that didn't look like a thrift store.
{115553}{115592}I don't care!
{115594}{115663}- I want our house back!|- It isn't gone yet!
{115664}{115727}So, have a little faith,|for Christ's sake.
{115816}{115876}Now you've upset your mother.
{116001}{116035}You OK?
{116310}{116372}If you don't win this one,|there'll be another...
{116374}{116443}No, there won't.
{116445}{116536}In another year, there won't|be any of these contests left.
{116538}{116602}If we lose this house, that's it.
{116623}{116715}I can't buy another house with|a three-dollar poetry prize, now can I?
{116790}{116857}- You'll think of something.|- You think of something!
{116859}{116946}It's your turn to make things right|because I'm out of ideas.
{116999}{117091}- Please don't fall apart.|- For God's sakes, I'm not a saint.
{117123}{117194}If you can't stand|to see me upset, then go away.
{117195}{117245}Let me do it in peace.
{117383}{117419}All right.
{118648}{118689}Thanks.
{118734}{118816}Mom, there are bugs in the soup.
{118818}{118875}- I have them too.|- Me too.
{118963}{119040}- Those aren't bugs. They're spices.|- They have legs.
{119042}{119102}Don't be silly.|Spices don't have legs.
{119215}{119270}There are no bugs in the soup.
{119287}{119329}Listen to your mother, kids.
{119795}{119843}- Hello?|- Hello. Mrs. Kelly Ryan?
{119845}{119908}- Yes, yes, this is she.|- Congratulations.
{119910}{119985}You have won a free offer|from Bright Way Rug Cleaners.
{119987}{120066}We will give you|our special living room discount.
{120067}{120160}Plus, we will clean|one area rug, absolutely free.
{120191}{120226}Hello, ma'am?
{120227}{120299}We're not interested, thank you.
{120331}{120366}It's all right.
{120738}{120790}Mommy, what do we do with this?
{120792}{120864}Just put it all on the front porch.|Thank you, girls.
{120912}{120979}Davey, go outside with that.
{121907}{121937}- Hello?|- Hello.
{121939}{122020}- Is this Mrs. Evelyn L. Ryan?|- This is she.
{122022}{122093}Mrs. Ryan, it's my pleasure|to inform you
{122095}{122140}that you are our first-prize winner
{122142}{122205}in the Dr. Pepper|"Time of Your Life" contest.
{122223}{122254}Oh, my word.
{122255}{122307}You've won a trip|for two to Switzerland,
{122309}{122382}a Ford Mustang,|his and hers Longines watches
{122384}{122486}and cash in the amount of $3,440.64.
{122488}{122530}Goodness, well...
{122531}{122617}...these prizes couldn't come|at a better time for my large family.
{122619}{122683}- Kids, get in here!|- I'm glad to hear that.
{122685}{122746}- Come here.|- You have every reason to be proud.
{122748}{122842}Your entry beat out 250,000 others.
{122843}{122903}Thank you for telling me that.
{122904}{122970}You've brightened my day considerably.
{122972}{123031}Thank you, Mrs. Ryan. Good day.
{123089}{123127}We won!
{123393}{123436}Mom, can we go tell the neighbors?
{123438}{123484}You can tell whoever you want!
{123783}{123839}Tuffy, it's OK.
{123841}{123912}Everything's going to be OK.|We're all going to be OK.
{123914}{123986}No, we aren't.
{124034}{124113}- For cripe's sake.|- You go outside, I'll take care of her.
{124148}{124225}Come on, let's go tell everybody.|Come on.
{124315}{124366}We won! We won the big contest!
{124538}{124599}He's never gonna change.
{124601}{124658}You're absolutely right.
{124684}{124722}He's not.
{124839}{124931}Do you know what that man said to me|on the phone just now?
{124932}{124966}No.
{124967}{125077}He said that I beat|250,000 other entries.
{125111}{125160}And do you know what else?
{125182}{125235}It wasn't even my best one.
{125311}{125343}Honey...
{125373}{125440}Honey, you have your|whole life in front of you,
{125442}{125528}and you can make|of it whatever you want.
{125544}{125604}You have a marvelous mind.
{125639}{125686}And a beautiful heart.
{125733}{125797}And you can accomplish anything.
{125839}{125907}Everything is possible.
{125908}{125958}Do you know that?
{126171}{126218}Forgive him.
{126280}{126349}Forgive him so you can embrace this...
{126362}{126424}...truly remarkable day.
{126767}{126828}I love you, Mom.
{126912}{126955}I love you.
{127684}{127731}I never made it to Switzerland.
{127732}{127804}Naturally, I cashed in the trip|to pay off the mortgage.
{127835}{127913}However, I did get my chance to travel.
{127926}{128019}To Dallas, Texas where Dr. Pepper|made me their own queen for a day.
{128044}{128092}However, I was annoyed by the hat,
{128094}{128155}as my hair was flattened|for the rest of the day.
{128195}{128270}It was the first time I ate|a meal I didn't have to cook,
{128272}{128331}on a plate that I didn't have to wash.
{128363}{128455}Or soaked in a tub|that I didn't have to scrub.
{128456}{128580}Or slept in a bed|that I didn't have to make.
{128582}{128653}I never won another|major contest after that.
{128671}{128767}Nor did I ever travel much|beyond the Ohio-lndiana state line.
{128865}{128896}Drive safely.
{128898}{128966}But I'm happy to report|that every one of my children
{128967}{129030}got the chance|to see the world beyond.
{129100}{129154}I saw them off to California,
{129155}{129209}Colorado, virginia,
{129227}{129271}Texas, Florida,
{129284}{129319}New York.
{129321}{129383}I've watched them|graduate college, play ball,
{129385}{129440}practice nursing, practice law.
{129442}{129484}Bye, Mom.
{129545}{129647}And yes, some of them|have even written books.
{129888}{129989}My husband, Kelly, bless his soul,|found his peace, at last.
{129991}{130102}He left a legacy of atonement|that, frankly, took my breath away.
{130124}{130197}He deposited his pension|checks in a secret account
{130199}{130276}that he had opened just for me.
{130291}{130370}I never had to worry|about earning another nickel again.
{130495}{130583}- Does anyone want these?|- You can have it.
{130585}{130646}When it was my time|to take leave of this world,
{130648}{130722}all my chicks were there to see me off.
{130723}{130775}It was a lovely day, indeed.
{130997}{131085}Tuff, you want to take Mom's typewriter?
{131756}{131804}Oh, my goodness.
{131806}{131864}I believe this was|the last thing I ever wrote.
{131904}{131981}"Every time I pass the church,|I stop and make a visit.
{131983}{132033}So when I'm carried in feet first,
{132035}{132101}God won't say, 'Who is it?"'
{132134}{132180}Well, it's not my best.
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